hilarious.

the world needs more leaders to become Elvis impersonators. watch the video here.

Funny

(Thanks to the Tanker Brothers): It was announced that Abu Musab al Zarqawi was killed in Iraq by American forces, as most people already know. George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you fight against the nation I helped conceive. Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!" James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!" Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence." The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader. As Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me." The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

6/21/2006 8:26EDT

They say it's your birthday

Happy 64th Sir Paul

Corporate Challenge Buffalo 2006

It was a beautiful night for a walk and for a couple of good organizations. This year's recipients of CC were BISON scholarship fund and the Studio Arena Theatre school. I thought the number of people ( over 10,000) was a little high for an easy flow of people but it worked somehow.

these are getting really hard to read...

this is bigger btw and still not easy.

Aawww

Looks like little Shiloh is already living up to her genetic predisposition to cuteness.

Eew...

go the f*%# away already

Last Word

It looks like the Questionable Authority has what I consider to be the last, definitive word on the subject of election hijinks highlighted by RFK Jr in the Rolling Stone last week. The idea of (either of the two) party officials having access to election results or election officials being permitted to have active party affiliations should raise every American's eyebrows to an outdated system.

If It's Stealing When We Hire a Biased Referee, Do We Have Anybody to Blame but Ourselves?

no we don't

Taste of Freedom

I had a great time last year at Jim O's shindig and I'm hoping I can stop in again tomorrow. Definitely worth the while!